Drink an entire cup of holy water to cleanse your organs, give them a pep talk and get on the next plane to Mexico, because the bad shit is legal there!!!!!! Sort of. The Mexican government made it legal for you to carry around small amounts of drugs for personal use only. They said they only did it to prevent evil cops from taking bribes from small-time dealers.
You can legally carry the following amounts of drugs in your Lisa Frank fannypack when you're trolling around Mexico: "The maximum amount of marijuana under the new law is 5 grams—the equivalent of about four joints. The limit is a half gram for cocaine, the equivalent of about 4 lines. For other drugs, the limits are 50 milligrams of heroin, 40 milligrams for methamphetamine and 0.015 milligrams for LSD."
In other news, 97% of Hollywood, the entire state of Florida, every person with the last name Lohan and half the bankers on Wall Street just moved to Mexico. ARRIBA!
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